![]() ![]() Thursday, August 31, 2006
It is reported that a certain UN survey distributed around the world has failed due to severe problems comprehending the survey question. Surveys were distributed to various countries and continents to seek response to teh answer " What in your opinion should be best done to solve the problem of severe food shortage in the rest of the world?" There were problems however, in respnding to the question in 4 parts of the world. Firstly, people in Europe could not understand the idea of "food shortage". Secondly, People in Africa could not understand what was meant by "food". Also, People in China could not understand what it meant by "opinion", and last but not least, people in the USA could not understand what it meant by "the rest of the world". Thus, we see that the UN survey has inadvertantly failed due to the lack of a comprehensive response to that particular survey.stolen from Luke's blog(which i thought was quite quite funny): The European Commission just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have less letters. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away. By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaiining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. News veranda angel of dreams home quietness grumpy-bumpy gushed return fly away more stuff HORRORS random perverse place returnn more stuff Yours Faithfully stupide bloop bloop homicidal gurgh chilli holiday Sha-la-la answers and questions one year fair folly |
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